stolen bikes uk

You may remember a couple of months ago my friend’s bike was stolen, well since then I have been checking findthatbike.co.uk every day and keeping my eyes on all the bike racks around town in the hope that I’d find it. Today I got lucky, VERY VERY lucky…

I was walking up the street on my way to buy myself a nice ice cold can of pop when I spotted a couple of chav scumbags propping their bikes up outside a shop, one of them was almost certainly hers. I waited for them to go into the shop then went over and quickly checked it over. Different front wheel, check; Bontrager bottle cage, check; scratched derailleur, check…

I hopped on and rode off like a rocket!!! Well, not exactly a rocket because chavs like to ride in the most ridiculous gear so I spun off like a bottle rocket and nearly crashed into a wall because the front brake doesn’t work with the wheel he had put on it, ha.

And that is the story of a real life hero. I could have called the guy out of the shop and confronted him and I would have if he was a respectable looking fella who might have bought it without knowing it was stolen but the guy who had it was a lowlife and it definitely would have ended up in a punch up. Even if this guy wasn’t the one who stole it and had bought it off a crackhead or whatever it’s just too fucking bad for him, innit.

HIGH FIVES ALL ROUND!