Dearest Residents of London,
I hate to break this to you because I know it’s going to break your heart. Santa Claus isn’t real. Yes it hurts but at least now you know why you’ve not received any presents since you left home and moved to the big city to make it as a photographer, graphic designer, artist, musician or whatever other unachievable dream you chose to pursue.
If Santa Claus was real the coolest gift he would have given you would have been the knowledge that you were going to spend an absolute fortune to live in a crappy little room whilst your dreams slowly fizzled out. He would have told you that you would never make it as a professional creative and he would have assured you that working in Tesco for the rest of your life to pay off your debts was not really all that bad.
But don’t fret, it’s not all doom and gloom in London because from Friday 29th November to Sunday 1st December “Spin London – The Urban Cycle Show & the team behind The London Coffee Festival offer the ultimate Christmas shopping experience for the discerning rider and coffee enthusiast”.
Don’t go without this Christmas, and don’t let your friends sit home alone smoking rollies in the cold, send a txt out to them all and go along to this great event which promises to “Embrac(e) the most progressive, forward thinking international brands & smaller independent makers, from a selection of handmade frames, emerging cycle fashion brands, off-the-peg bikes, accessories and cycle-wear, to a fine selection of single origin coffees and blends, brewers, grinders and espresso machines. This event will showcase some of the most exciting products available from both the cycling and coffee worlds”.
For more information check out the website: www.spinlcf.cc
The Truth Master