trotify bicycle horse coconut

When I first saw this Trotify thing earlier this week I’ll admit that I laughed, there’s no denying that it’s pretty funny really. I saved a draft to come back to later and tonight I sat down to put the post together so I had a quick look at their Facebook page and I was distraught to find out how many of these things they’ve actually sold!

People really will spend their money on any old shit, Trotify is funny but nothing more than that, who the fuck is actually going to ride around with one of these things attached to their bike??? Even kids would be bored of this by the time they got to the park!

Another classic case of people with more money than sense giving their cash to boring rich kids to make them even richer I reckon. Call me miserable if you want but I despair, honestly I do.

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING VIDEO COMES WITH A SEVERE DOUCHEBAG ALERT